Tuesday, January 11, 2011

A Bad Poem

Poems are really not that fun,

I would rather stare my eyes into the sun,

Yes oh yes you see it's no fun to write poetry,

Maybe it's just the thought that makes me snore,

Oh how I wish it wasn't such a bore,

Maybe I just excite it with some fuss,
 
But my mom said I can't cuss,
 
It sounds just like uncle Russ,
 
So now I end with this,
 
It's no fun to write poetry.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Film Analysis

Hercules
The Ordinary World: This is the main confusing one for the Hero's journey model because the ordinary world at first was Mount Olympus but when he got kidnapped and put on earth he was adopted by human parents. During his childhood and teen hood he was a freak when it came to strength and he was judged for that.
The Call to Adventure: Hercules thinks he is a freak so he is depressed. So he asks his foster parents where does he belong. They show a medallion that has a symbol of that gods and they tell him that's what was on him when they found him. So he goes to the Temple of Zeus to find out "Where does he belong?" Then he finds out that he has the lineage of a god. And if he wants to return to Mount Olympus he must become a true hero.
Refusal of the Call: At first he doesn't believe all that he is hearing he is skeptical that he can actually become a hero. But Zeus convinces him to embark on becoming a true hero.
Meeting the Mentor: Hercules goes off to meet a long retired trainer named  Philoctetes and he convinces Phil to train him. So Phil teaches him how to become a hero by training him.
Crossing the Threshold: After Hercules training is complete he goes off to Thebes to become a hero.
Tests, Allies, Enemies: His first trial is fighting the centaur and saving a woman named "Megara." Then a new enemy arises because
The Ordeal: Hades realizes that Hercules is still alive. So he sets up Hercules to fight the "Hydra" and after a long hard battle he defeats the Hydra and becomes a celebrity hero.
Reward: Now that he is a celebrity hero he is accepted for his freakish abilities and is loved by the city of Thebes. During this time Hercules falls in love with the girl that he had previously saved. She also falls in love even though that her soul is sold to Hades and is one of his minion just trying to find his weakness.
The Road Back: He is still trying to become a true hero so he can go back to Olympus. While training Hades uses his weakness (Meg) against so he will give up his powers for a day. He accepts and Hades tries to take over Mount Olympus. Also during this time Hades releases the Titans and has one of them try to get Hercules while he doesn't have his demi-god abilities. But Hercules still tries to protect the city and he ends up defeating Cyclops with his wit.
The Resurrection: After defeating cyclops he is saved by Meg and she gets hit by a falling column which breaks the deal that meg won't get hurt. With getting his powers back he goes off to save Mount Olympus and saves them from the Titans. But by the time he gets back Meg is already dead. Angry Hercules rushes off to the Spirit World to try to save Meg. So he makes a deal with Hades to sell his soul so he could get Meg's back. But that is only if he survive while saving Meg's soul. But while saving Meg in the Spirit pool he becomes and true Hero and a full God.
Return with the Elixir: Hercules is now a true hero and he can return to Mount Olympus. But he decides that he has been in the ordinary world all along and decides to stay with Meg.

50 word story


 Juke Box Hero Adaptation
I was standing in the rain. I was depressed I couldn’t get a ticket to my favorite bands show. But I still went there and I heard the crowd, than I put my ear on the wall. And I heard one guitar. And that is where the story now begins.

Thursday, December 9, 2010

Blurbs

Eleanor Rigby: A person named Eleanor Rigby is talked about in this story and about how lonely she is. They also talk about how lonely Father McKenzie is too because he is a very lonely preacher.
Dumb & Dumber: A person named Lloyd meet a girl named Mary he falls in love she leaves brief case at airport. He is determined to bring it back. Convinces his friend Harry to go with him. They go on a adventure to get the briefcase back to her.
Tommy Boy: Tommy Callahan just graduated from college. He now gets to work at his fathers very successful company. His father finds love and when he gets married has a heart attack and dies. Tommy needs to sell 500,000 brake pads to save the company his family has built. He goes on adventure with his business colleague Richard to try to sell the 500,000 brake pads.
Lion King: In the animal kingdom a cub is born (Simba) he will inherent being the king of the pride lands.  Simba gets tricked in to thinking he killed his father and runs away from the kingdom. His corrupt uncle takes overs the kingdom. Simba comes back when grown up and take the kingdom back.
Pirates of the Caribbean: In England there is a girl who is of royalty and a boy who was found after a shipwreck. Girl gets kidnapped by pirates. Guy must go save her with a interesting pirate captain. But they find out their is more reason to kidnapping her then they thought.

Monday, November 29, 2010

Top 10 Sixers

10. It's fun to do fun things.
9. Dogs and cats should not attack.
8. My grandma calls my mom everyday.
7. I did not get bed bugs.
6. I can't wait to get lucky.
5. Could this computer ever actually work.
4. Every single person has some potential
3. I love my mom and dad.
2. You work hard and play hard.
1. You give me too much homework.

Sunday, November 28, 2010

Link to Lyrics

http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles/eleanor+rigby_10026674.html

Song Lyrics

Eleanor Rigby- Beatles
Plot: Tells how lonely Father McKenzie and Eleanor Rigby
Characters: Eleanor Rigby, Father McKenzie,
Conflict: They are very lonely people
Theme: There is a lot of lonely people out there and
we have to reach out to these people.
Setting: At a church, Eleanor Rigby's house